Conversation between Brian
and Olivia:
Olivia: “I like Mommy better
than Daddy.”
Brian: “Oh, well that makes
me sad.”
Olivia: “No, it’s a happy
thing!”
Brian: “It’s a happy thing
for who?”
Olivia: “Mommy!”
Brian: “What about me? Is it a happy thing for Daddy?”
Olivia: “YEAH!”
August 28, 2017
Olivia selects an individual
Twix out of her candy bucket for her after-dinner treat.
Jacob: “Ooooh a Twix.”
Olivia: “No, that’s a Twik.”
She thought that since there
was only one in the package that it was called a Twik. Had there been multiple ones, it would be
called Twix. Haha.
September 17, 2017
One morning Olivia and I
were arguing about what she was going to wear.
I finally caved and let her wear the top that she wanted to wear even
though I thought it was going to be too small AND it was too hot outside for
that particular top. I left her room and
headed back into my bathroom to get ready.
I’m standing there curling my hair when she walks in wearing the top and
looking all happy…
Me: “Hey girlfriend, what
are you doing?”
Olivia: “Looking cute!” (as she twirls in her swing top)
She then twirls again and
says, “It’s just perfect!” as if to
rub it in that she was right and I was wrong.
<Insert eye roll here>
October 31, 2017
We are watching our annual
viewing of The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
In the movie, they draw a scary face on a pumpkin.
Olivia: “They should make it
happy because I like happiness. I don’t
like meanliness.”
November 21, 2017
While riding in the buggy through the ladies
clothing section at Target…
Olivia: “I’m going to ask
Santa for a bra!”
Me: <trying to figure out how the heck she knows what a bra is>
Olivia: “I really, really
want a bra.”
Me: <but seriously, how
does she know what a bra is?>
December 3, 2017
Olivia was doing something
she wasn’t supposed to be doing, so I playfully said, “You better stop that,
woman!”
Olivia: “I am not a
woman! I am a human and my name is
Olivia!”
December 27, 2017
Olivia: “I want a baby.”
Me: “Like a real baby or a
baby doll?”
Olivia: “A real baby.”
Me: “Oh, so you mean you want
Mommy to have a baby brother or sister for you?
That type of baby?”
Olivia: “No, I want to have
her.”
Me: Oh boy.
January 10, 2018
Olivia is singing to the tune
of The 12 Days of Christmas, specifically the part where it says “And a
partridge in a pear tree.”
Olivia: “I tee tee in a bear
treeee!”
Me: “What??”
Olivia: “In that song they
say, ‘and a potty in a bear tree’ so I said that I tee teed in it.”
Y’ALL.
January 28, 2018
She is going to kill me one
day for posting this online, but I laughed so hard at this I literally cried. I couldn’t not include it.
Olivia, apparently poots
silently and then…
Olivia: “I pooted. But the poot goed quietly. That means I don’t have to say excuse me.”
I literally cannot, y’all.
February 18, 2018
On this day Olivia was
telling me how old she is going to be each year.
Olivia: “And then I’m going
to be 17, and then I’m going to be 18, and then I’m going to be 19, and then
I’m going to be 20!”
Me: “And when you’re 20 I’ll
be old… I’ll be 51!”
Olivia: “And then you’ll be
buried in a cemetery!”
Honestly. There’s nothing like having a child let you
know where you stand!
OH MY GOSH! She is so fun! I hope Santa brought her a bra ;) and tee teed in a bear tree...I can't even.
ReplyDeleteOh Olivia...so cute, love the Twik!!! My sons have been calling me old forever, lol.
ReplyDeleteShe is too cute! That first picture of her is adorable!
ReplyDeleteThank you! She makes the craziest expressions!
DeleteOh my word, I'm laughing so hard right now!
ReplyDeleteThat's a great misheard lyric! the last one made me lol. And Zachary used to think the single form of lox was a lock.
ReplyDeleteOh dear the cemetery one. Wow. Ha. She is just so cute with what she says. I need to start recording what my girls say and post it. So good.
ReplyDeleteSo cute!! I have a Sadie-isms posts almost ready to go - I love what comes out of their mouths!
ReplyDeleteThe singular and plural twix! I die. Those pictures of their funny faces is just adorable! Kids say the funniest things.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, she CRACKS me up!!! Seriously, how stinkin cute! And those pics, love them!
ReplyDeleteLove, love, love these!!
ReplyDeleteThat pooted comment is the BEST!!!!
ReplyDeleteThese pictures of them are adorable!! Girlfriend is too funny with wanting to look cute, with her twik, and having a baby lol. Sierra~Beautifully Candid
ReplyDeleteSo funny. I cracked up at potty in a bear tree.
ReplyDeleteShe cracks me up!!! Ahhh, while the pooted one will be embarrassing when she is a teenager, it is too dang funny not to share. And after awhile she will apprecaite it. :)
ReplyDeleteYou may have your handful...haha....but she is precious!
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