Brian – “Hey Jacob, today is
April first. Do you know what happened
on April first?”
Jacob – “No, what?”
Brian – “I proposed to
Mommy.”
Jacob – “What does proposed
mean?”
Brian – “I asked Mommy if
she would marry me. On April 1, 2007 I
asked Mommy if she would marry me and she said yes!”
Jacob – “Did you say please?”
Brian – “No, I don’t think I
did.”
Jacob – “If you didn’t say
please then why did she say yes?”
July 14, 2017
Olivia – “I want a grilled
cheese that has cheese on it.”
Jacob – “All grilled cheeses
have cheese in them. That’s why their
last name is cheese.”
August 4, 2017
Jacob after a trip to
Walmart with Brian – “Do you know why it’s called Walmart?”
Brian – “Why?”
Jacob – “Because you need a
wallet to buy stuff. WAL-mart.”
Brian – “Oh really? That’s a pretty good theory.”
Jacob – “Yep, that’s why God named it Walmart.”
August 28, 2017
Olivia looks up at the sun
and says – “Look, there’s the sun!”
Jacob – “Did you know that
Jesus is the sun?”
*Brian and I look at each
other puzzled*
Then we realized that he
means that Jesus is the SON, as in God’s son.
September 9, 2017
Olivia talking about
gymnastics – “Well, I fell on my head two twices so I don’t like gymnastics.”
Jacob – “Well actually two
twices would just be four, so…”
September 27, 2017
Me – “Jacob, what did you
end up having for lunch today?”
Jacob – “A corndog, but I
don’t like corndogs.”
Me – “Well, did you pull the bread off and just eat the hot dog?”
Jacob – “Wait, there’s a hot
dog in there?!”
October 18, 2017
Jacob gives me a hug and
then says – “Mommy, do you know why I didn’t squeeze you too hard?”
Me – “No, why, Buddy?”
Jacob – “Because I heard you
have a back allergy.” (Referring to my
back pain.)
December 15, 2017
In the car on the way home…
Jacob – “Mommy, I know how
to spell liquor.”
*Me, trying to figure out
how he knows the word liquor*
Me – “How do you spell…
liquor, buddy?”
Jacob – “L-I-Q-U-O-R”
*Me, baffled, trying to
figure out how he knows how to spell liquor, and why he even knows the word in
the first place*
Me – “Why do you know the
word liquor, Bud?”
Jacob – “Because it’s right
on that sign over there!”
*ME, RELIEVED*
February 6, 2018
Jacob after putting on chap
stick – “I don’t have lipstick, I have life stick. Because when it touches your lips it changes
your life.”
SO FUNNY! Liquor...that is priceless!
ReplyDeleteLOL these are great!!
ReplyDeleteSarah at MeetTheShaneyfelts
Hahaha, cracking up! So true about chapstick. And so deep with the saying please when proposing - you have got to remind him of that in years when he finds the perfect person for him!
ReplyDeleteChap stick "life stick"/ "lip stick" changes my life, too, Jacob....my life, too... 😂 ;) Lol! These were fantastic!
ReplyDeleteThese are sooo cute. I love these!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Chapstick does change your life!!! And he is a clever little guy with the liquor and knowing that please is needing when asking an important question.
ReplyDeleteThese are too cute. I love that a grilled cheese's last name is cheese! little boys say the funniest things!
ReplyDeleteThe first two had me cracking up! and the back allergy one gave me all the heart eyes ... too cute!
ReplyDeleteI love posts like this. I always want to write them but never remember, although I had a few from when Simon was younger! My favorite is grilled cheese / last name cheese!
ReplyDeleteLOLOL I had to go over to my coworker and tell her about the Walmart one!!
ReplyDeletebahahah, the liquor, the fact that he could read it, amazing! I love the things kids say.
ReplyDeleteI love that you are keeping up with these. They will cherish them one day, especially when Jacob is looking for material for his opening night at The Improv!
ReplyDeleteHaha. Yep, he'll have a good ol' time reading these when he's older!
DeleteKids are too funny with what they say. I love that he asked Brian if he said please before he proposed to you. Haha and how about God named Walmart!
ReplyDeleteI am cracking up!! He is the sweetest and funniest little boy! <3
ReplyDeleteHe really is! I just love him so much!
DeleteOh my gosh he is a riot. I am cracking up about the corn dog thing.
ReplyDeleteI'm dying....this totally got my morning off with a good laugh! I just love how funny kids are. You will be so glad you documented some day!! He's a hoot.
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