Life with
littles…
They really
come up with some humdingers. Just when
I think they can’t get any funnier, they get a little bit older and they prove
me wrong. And in case you’re wondering, five
is a particularly hilarious age. This
kid comes up with some doozies without even batting an eye.
Day in and day
out he never ceases to crack us up. I
only wish that I had been better about recording these conversations. Here are a few that I actually took the time
to write down so I wouldn’t forget, but this is just a drop in the bucket,
friends. A drop in the bucket…
December 21, 2016
(Before you
read this one, I should mention that we have explained to Jacob that “hate” is
a very strong word and that most of the time it’s not necessary to use… but
apparently it’s very necessary to use
when referring to certain flavors of lollipops…)
Jacob on
butterscotch Dum Dums:
“I know I’m not
supposed to say this, but I HATE this lollipop!”
December 24, 2016
Jacob on
watching the movie Home Alone:
<Looks at me
in horror, his eyes as wide as saucers>
“He’s jumping
on the bed and eating popco-wen (popcorn)… that’s how you CHOKE!”
(He was dead
serious and legit concerned for Kevin’s safety.)
January 6, 2017
Me – “I haven’t
had a Reese’s peanut butter cup in years!”
Jacob – “I know
that.”
Me – “How do
you know that?”
Jacob –
“Because I know everything in the whole world."
Well who am I
to argue with that?
Oh Jacob!! HAHAHA I giggled on these! Of Course he knows everything! ;)
ReplyDeleteKids really do say the funniest things!
Yes they do, and yes he most definitely DOES know everything. Haha.
DeleteI love these posts! Kids say the funniest things. I always forget to write down what jack says and then regret it!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Aren't kid's quotes the best? I just love them. They are so innocent, but goodness do they say the funnies tthings. I love having my kid's quotes written down.
ReplyDelete"Because I know everything in the whole world" - hahaha, classic!
ReplyDeleteHahaha these made me laugh. Love that he was concerned about the choking!
ReplyDeleteHaha he definitely must be listening to y'all if he knows you can choke while jumping on the bed and eating popcorn! Too funny! Glad you wrote these down!
ReplyDeleteSarah at MeetTheShaneyfelts
Haha so cute!! I swear, Brayden would say the same thing about Kevin, I'm surprised he hasn't already, that little rule follower :)
ReplyDeleteSo stinking cute.
ReplyDeleteCracking up!!! I swear this is one of the best parts of having kids. They say THE most hilarious things!
ReplyDeleteKids know everything. From your chocolate intake to how you can choke on popcorn. He is full of knowledge that should never be question.
ReplyDeleteI love those sweet pictures of him. He's so handsome! And, he seems like such a kind soul. I just love it!
ReplyDeletehaha! I love this, the first one, hilarious. I always think I'll remember so I never write it down, and then 10 minutes later, I'm like...what did they just say? I love this age...
ReplyDeleteKids say such funny things! I love the Recees one! Also, I need to start writing down some of the stuff Annabelle says. You can tell things I say bit too much...
ReplyDeleteI know, I think that one is my favorite one as well. I'm definitely going to try to be better about recording more of the things he says!
DeleteHe is such a cutie! I keep a list of the things Lily says on my phone, but I'm not so good about blogging them these days!
ReplyDeleteThat's what I usually do, too, but I keep forgetting lately! I've been so bad about it!
DeleteBahaha! Oh Jacob, so funny. I love this age. Emily says the cutest things too Can we just freeze them?!
ReplyDeleteOh my word! He's hilarious. I love how genuinely concerned he was for Kevin!!
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